THAT'S what I'm talking about

Look, people. Yes, I talk a lot. Yes, it's true that due to humans' substandard range of hearing, they can't hear my dulcet tones singing a song of siesta, micturation, alpha royalty, and snacks. And thus, it's true that I frequently look as though I am talking to myself and saying a lot of nothing.

But if the humans get in my face and say "Whatchoo talkin' about Thelma?!" one more time, I'm going to start biting some ass.